Teacher and student jokes

Teacher and student jokes.

Today I am going to tell you some jokes related to teacher and student. I hope you will like it. So lets start. 

Teacher and student jokes. 

Joke no. 1

Teacher: What happened to your homework? 

Student: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it. 

Joke no. 2 

Teacher: I tried your number so many times, it is switched off. 

Student: Ya, it's my CALLER TUNE. 

Joke no. 3

Teacher: What is full form of MATHS? 

Student: Mentally Affected Teacher Harrasing                    Student. 

Joke no. 4 

Teacher: What is longest word in English? 

Student: Smiles because there is a mile                                between first and last letter. 

Joke no. 5

Teacher: In Algebra A=B and B=C, It means A=C.Now give me a relevant example. 

Student: Sir, I love you and you love your daughter, it means that i love your daughter. 

Joke no. 6

Teacher: How you spell crocodile? 

Student: k-r-o-k-o-d-i-l-e. 

Teacher: No that's wrong. 

Student: May be it is wrong but you asked me how I spell it. 

Joke no. 7 

Teacher: What is the  most important  law for source of finance for starting a business? 

Student: father in law. 

Joke  no. 8

Teacher: Can you define what is a teacher? 

Student: A teacher is a person who has very bad habit to speak when someone is sleeping. 

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